Monday, December 4, 2006

Genesis

An Mgbeke is normally defined as a bush Igbo girl. I am proud to be an Original Mgbeke.

Since this is my first post, I guess I'll drop some teeny weeny facts about me.

1) I can not speak Igbo.
2) I have never fetched water from a stream.
3) I have never cooked with firewood.
4) I never ever slept on Mats.
5) I have never used a chewing stick.
6) I have never tied a wrapper to sleep.
7) I have never carried a bucket on my head.
8) I've never been to a farm to cut cocoyam.
9) I never wore my hair in the 'Carl lewis' style and rocked stonewash jeans.
10) Upon my arrival in America, I never went into Macdonalds and asked for 'Chicken and chips' or 'Eba and Egusi'

Regardless, I am STILL an Mgbeke and y'all can't tell me otherwise.

I hope that shed some light on who the girl is.

Till next time, peace and hair grease.

11 comments:

Babs said...

Mgbeke, na by force to bubble? Nice blog title, i will be watching this one. So what maks you an original mgbeke if you dont do all this? Hmmm ! let me guess, - you're NOT. Lol. lets be having it.

Babs said...

why can't we make comments with our other names and url. no loner post on my blogger blog. you can find me here now. http://www.gbeborunoflagos.com

Naija Vixen said...

This is funny!!!!lookn forward to readn more of ur posts...be guud!!!

DJ MightyMike said...

lol! funny blog.

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